Sherlock Holmes.
The worlds only consulting detective; I invented the job. I live with my friend, colleague and life partner - John Watson. Well known for the work I do as a not-so-private detective and Scotland Yard's pain in the arse. But without me, they'd be lost. Should you need me on a case, you know what to do. Yours... inquisitorially, SH.
@Sherlockedh221b and should I be unavailable, or just ignoring you, best to try John.
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Photo reblogged from The Ramblings of a Mildly Maniacal Geektress
A quicky John/Sherlock sketch I drew that I think turned out well, considering I’ve only drawn them a few times. Reblog, like, comment, maybe? >.>
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I cannot access you at the moment as my phone is misbehaving.
In response to “What would your perfect revenge be for Anderson?” I’d have to say… Sex on his office chair. Then, every time he sat on it I could smirk and make him uncomfortable.
But, to clarify: I don’t have a problem with him when he isn’t being a quim.
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Right. Obviously. I'm well, thank you. Don't feel like you have to take an interest in me though. Really.
Asked by autumnrooke
Don’t take it personally. I am a sociopath… It’s a common trait.
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Oh no, not a client. That's nice to hear though. How has your day been?
Asked by autumnrooke
Average, boring. Quiet. Social etiquette suggests I ask how you are.
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Mr Holmes? I'm sorry if this is terribly intrusive. It's just that I've heard a lot about you and I couldn't resist saying hello! Hope things are well.
Asked by autumnrooke
Oh? Well - hello to you too. It’s not in the slightest bit intrusive. I am always up for meeting new people… or clients. -SH
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Post reblogged from sound and fury
yourpersonalconsultingdetective:
yourpersonalconsultingdetective:
yourpersonalconsultingdetective:
moran-sm replied to your post: I’ve got a case but I am going to need to ask for assistance from someone who has experience with Grand Theft Auto.Hi.
If you can get me a Ford Focus, 2005 model from outside of the iMAX in London - drive it to my flat in under twenty four minutes, I shall buy you a curry.
I’m outside. I’ll have beef rendang with extra rice.
I’m impressed. Very well - drive me to an Indian restaurant and I will buy.
Nah, we’re going Malay, mate. Cheers very much. You’ll have something too, yeah?
I promised didn’t I? Right, we shall go to the Malay restaurant off Oxford Street. I shall be out in five minutes.
Good man.
Sherlock slammed the door of the flat closed and clambered into Sebastian’s stolen car. “I’ll explain to Lestrade about this tomorrow. Now, to the restaurant.” He smirked as he tucked his wallet into his jacket pocket. “Don’t worry about John either. He’ll understand.” He reassured as he clicked his belt into place. He’d never been driven by Sebastian so he wasn’t sure what kind of driver was being the wheel.
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Post reblogged from sound and fury
yourpersonalconsultingdetective:
yourpersonalconsultingdetective:
moran-sm replied to your post: I’ve got a case but I am going to need to ask for assistance from someone who has experience with Grand Theft Auto.Hi.
If you can get me a Ford Focus, 2005 model from outside of the iMAX in London - drive it to my flat in under twenty four minutes, I shall buy you a curry.
I’m outside. I’ll have beef rendang with extra rice.
I’m impressed. Very well - drive me to an Indian restaurant and I will buy.
Nah, we’re going Malay, mate. Cheers very much. You’ll have something too, yeah?
I promised didn’t I? Right, we shall go to the Malay restaurant off Oxford Street. I shall be out in five minutes.
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Post reblogged from sound and fury
yourpersonalconsultingdetective:
moran-sm replied to your post: I’ve got a case but I am going to need to ask for assistance from someone who has experience with Grand Theft Auto.Hi.
If you can get me a Ford Focus, 2005 model from outside of the iMAX in London - drive it to my flat in under twenty four minutes, I shall buy you a curry.
I’m outside. I’ll have beef rendang with extra rice.
I’m impressed. Very well - drive me to an Indian restaurant and I will buy.
